Rick Veneer’s View

Remember when the English vocabulary used to contain the word “international”?

This quaint olde worlde word has now been replaced by the term “global”.

Global, relating to the planet, as in “global warming” (ugh!) and international, relating to the nations existing on the surface of that planet. So, instead of the”International Financial Crisis”, we now have the “Global Financial Crisis”.

As if the globe itself (see right) is out of money, which it doesn’t need and has never used, being a heavenly body and all.

Nope, it just isn’t right.

Speaking of international global misconceptions, if you’re the type of moonbat who worries about Climate Change, well, you don’t have to worry anymore. If you don’t like the way the climate is going, stick around, because if it’s changing, it’s bound to change right back to where you liked it! It’s called Climate Change, right? Not Climate Not Change!

I remember way back in school we were taught that the climate of a region is measured over a period of 10 years.

That’s the definition of the word climate. One decade only. It is a dynamic thing, not static. One decade.

I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I have made a major geophysical discovery in my laboratory.

I’ve figured out the scientific reason for this Global Warming and Climate Change claptrap!

In recent months the world has suffered a major tilt to the left, with the election of the crazed Democrats in the U.S. and Kev’s Labour Party in Australia, as well as lefty governments in many nations and lefty thinking in the universities and news media.

This severe left tilt has caused the globe (see picture) to tilt on its axis and has changed the orbital pattern around the sun. Either that, or the moonbats are loose again.

What do you think, gentle reader?